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(comedy, sci-fi)
Humouristic reconstruction of the 1995 scandal when two British lads were accused of having faked a documentary from the Roswell incident in 1947.
actors:
| Declan Donnelly | as Ray Santilli |
| Ant McPartlin | as Gary Shoefield |
| Bill Pullman | as Morgan Banner |
| Harry Dean Stanton | as Harvey |
| Omid Djalili | as Melik |
| Jimmy Carr | as Gary's Boss |
| Mike Blakeley | as Camera team |
| Matthew Blakeley | as Camera team |
| John Shrapnel | as Michael Kuhn |
| David Threlfall | as Jeffrey |
| Winston Thomas | as Zachary |
| Michael Rouse | as Young Harvey |
| Pam Shaw | as Aunty P |
| Luke Shoefield | as Steve on the bus |
| Stephanie Metcalfe | as Doreen |
Jonny Campbell
rating:4.30
See also: Comedy: Americanizing Shelley
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