Download Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
(comedy, crime)
Russian mafia boss Konstantine Konali is laundering money under the guise of a legitimate business. The business: a highly addictive video game that allows him to bring down almost any security system controlled by a computer on which the game has been played, with a string of major robberies as the result. Desperate to nail Konali, Commandant Alexandrei Nikolaivich Rakov sends for help from America. Rakov decides to bring in someone he met at a convention a month ago. This person is Commandant Eric Lassard. Lassard briefs his team about the mission in Russia, then they head to Moscow. Along with Lassard in Moscow are Sergeant Larvell Jones, Sergeant Eugene Tackleberry, Captain Debbie Callahan, Cadet Kyle Connors, and Captain Thaddeus Harris. As they plan to nail Konali, he has cooked up a new scheme -- create an even better version of the Game by making it good enough to bring down absolutely any computer security system in the world, including the systems that protect the databases that belong to world powers.
actors:
| George Gaynes | as Cmndt. Eric Lassard |
| Michael Winslow | as Sgt. Larvell Jones |
| David Graf | as Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry |
| Leslie Easterbrook | as Capt. Debbie Callahan |
| G. W. Bailey | as Capt. Thaddeus Harris |
| Christopher Lee | as Cmndt. Alexandrei Nikolaivich Rakov |
| Ron Perlman | as Konstantine Konali |
| Claire Forlani | as Katrina |
| Charlie Schlatter | as Cadet Kyle Connors |
| Richard Israel | as Adam Sharp |
| Gregg Berger | as Lt. Talinsky |
| Vladimir Dolinsky | as Bellboy |
| Pamela Guest | as Anchorwoman |
| Stuart Nisbet | as Anchorman |
| David St. James | as News director |
Alan Metter
rating:2.40
Imagine having his testicles ripped off by a Grizzly and is about halfway
to appreciate how a painful experience this film is. Whatever your thoughts on the previous
Police Academy movies (and I'm not particularly fond of
any of them) that at least equipped for the kind of comedy. This
creates its own sub-genre: the anti-comedy. There is not one joke in
entire film that makes sense, and this is partly due to the fact that
read the script as if they had been translated from English into Russian
and then back again. And I'm not trying to insult the Russians. Get a
lasts long enough in the film. If the creators of this movie must be
cree, the Russian people are a humourless lot, so you can imagine that
producers thought that a film with absolutely no humor in it would
by a storm with Moscow audiences. Now, I've never seen a comedy of Russia,
but I think it's safe bet they are better than this.
In one scene, a character batters a hole in a hotel room door using an ice cube
glued to his head. I do not know why, and is typical of this film
that you're never quite sure what it is you're supposed to be laughing.
jokes and just rattle as in this
making no sense at all. If
to convince yourself that what was really looking
was a serious drama about mental illness of a high police officer lost
in Moscow, can get some perverse pleasure in this. In the video
package, however, dealers assures us that this is a comedy, so you can not even
give the film the benefit of the doubt.
It is interesting to note that after the Police Academy team's adventure in
Moscow, the authorities see fit to let them back in their own country, where
han ido to make Academy Police: The series that is, I think
or not, what is worse than this.
Best to see the drunk. And with the television off.
"Kicking buttski. Making laughski. The Academy is backski! "
What the hell is that even to say? I can not think of a single
Russian word (apart from the obvious "russki") ending with "ski".
This is just one of many things idiots behind in this movie. The
story makes no sense. Why the Russians want to hire a bunch of loudmouths
americas to prosecute some cases "Russian" gangster
that does not look, sound, or talk like a Russian. What kind of a Russian
surname is "Konali" anyway? And planning to take the world
with a stupid video game on a bear running around punching people?
than hell? The jokes are not funny and the acting is crap.
Whoever did this film should be dragged through his own vomit. This film
dumbski a piece of crapski.
Download Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
See also: Comedy: Funny Face
See also: George Gaynes in Tootsie
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