Download Vampires vs. Zombies
(horror)
The battle between the living dead and the undead has begun!
actors:
| Bonny Giroux | as Jenna Fontaine |
| C.S. Munro | as Travis Fontaine |
| Maratama Carlson | as Carmilla |
| Brinke Stevens | as Julia/State Trooper |
| Peter Ruginis | as The General |
| Melanie Crystal | as Tessa Briggs |
| Erica Carroll | as Mary |
| Roy Tupper | as The Doctor |
| Rob Carpenter | as Gas station attendant |
| Jon Scheffer | as Gas station boss |
| Derek Champion | as Jeep driver |
| Ligaya Allmer | as Bob |
| Colin Worley | as 1st zombie |
| Chris Webb | as Roadworker zombie |
| Tarja Ridgewell | as Vamp |
Vince D'Amato
rating:1.70
I wanted to see this movie since I first saw the cover. The cover
made me laugh so hard I urine my pants. The total coverage is a rip off of
Freddy Vs. Jason, nice marketing strategy dudes. Anyway, this movie is so bad
is good. Acting sucks, is the worst scenes of lesbian sex
never ... does not show anything! What fun is that? We want more! Movie
had some decent gore, surprisingly, the story is not as confusing as some say
. I had the film mostly expected
Much worse. The best thing is that the zombies and vampires
never really fight! Yes, like a scene for perhaps ... 2 ... but hardly any
fighting. The zombie of which was also bad ... but fun. Especially the
opening scene. I love the opening scene. If you do not like that crap
not be watching. It is worth a watch dudes, if you hate
should know better than to rent in the first place! P.S. Keep an eye out for
special thanks to Lloyd Kaufman man. They also get the DVD
so you can see the short film, "Heads are Gonna Roll." Quite interesting
short.
OK, I knew that this would be a back alley F-film (well below
B-movie standards) going into it, so I thought, "Man, I could use a good laugh, So
we see some Netherlands beings kill each other. "Well, what I got
could have been found in your local" love toy store. Random
lesbian scenes, very little fighting and no plot.
For example, one scene in particular I remember (for his great stupidity only
best I have seen porn on ABC) is where the two main characters
(I can not remember their names .. . Offhand great movie, huh?)
Are along the drive, as most did, and the driver was tired of
driving and stopped:
Driver: "We are going to pull over, I'm tired. You want to take over? "Passengers:
" Of course, I can not drive for a while. "(Once again retreated, the driver begins
grabbing the breasts of the passenger) Passengers:" what are you doing? I'm not
like that! "Driver:" Okay, everybody does it ever. "Passengers:
" OK. "(Proceed to remove the shirts, fondle, kiss and perform fellatio
)
Now, the last time I checked, movies horror were not in the porno section
Hollywood Video (unless you are in S & M, then go elsewhere), and
definitely should not be in the main videos in Blockbuster.
Not get me wrong, I'm definitely not one of those people who hate porn, but
I only see it if necessary and definitely do not want to see it
if I'm looking for a film in major stores such as this that I
was leased to one of the two retailers appointed (and probably the
others too if I went and hoped).
worst films ever, we must not rent it, and should only be purchased
for a public burning ceremony. If I could give it a 0, I would like, but I can only give a
*, 10.
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See also: Horror: House of 9
See also Horror Scary Movie 3
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