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(action, drama, thriller)
Joey Scalini (Tony SCHIENA) is one of Hollywood's biggest action stars and the undefeated full-contact martial arts world champion. When his life-long friend and London mob godfather Dragos Molnar (Vinnie JONES) invites him to serve as a celebrity judge on the televised World Fashion & Cosmetics Beauty Pageant, hosted by Mr. Sakata (PAT MORITA), Joey finds himself falling for the most beautiful contestant Tatiana, (LISA McALLISTER). He is fully aware of Dragos' number one rule that his top four girls are always off-limit, so when he gets caught entwined with Tatiana the new Number One Girl, Dragos orders all doors to be locked and the nightclub stage to be turned into a fighting ring where Joey will have to fight his five bodyguards and Dragos himself for a fight to death. When the closest friends engage into the fiercest and bloodiest battle on live TV, there is much more at stake than the beautiful Tatiana.
actors:
| Tony Schiena | as Joey Scalini |
| Vinnie Jones | as Dragos Molnar |
Luc Campeau
rating:2.80
Of all the films we've seen this must be the absolute worst!
You do not even want your worst enemy to watch! What has
Vinnie Jones was! Surely it can not recover from this pile of shit! Valer
a watch just because it is so bad is hilarious.
do not even bother! It is worse than the cheesiest movie ever
can imagine, for ten times, add a bunch of people who can not act, then sit in a chair
filled with razors! Does anyone really
budget to pay for this movie? If so you must be a cup
mate!
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!
Tony Schiena plays action hero in Hollywood, four-time champion
martial artist, and all around Schmuck Joey Scalini. After wrapping a
current production, he traveled to England to visit her long-time friend
gangster Dragos Molnar (Jones), and act as a co-judge
in an internationally televised beauty named Fashion and Cosmetics
Miss World Competition, which, incidentally, is also sponsored by
Dragos, the intention is to put his face in a legitimate criminal
companies. Joey soon is surrounded by beautiful women, but
one in particular catches your eye, the contestant from the United Kingdom
named Tatiana (McAllister), which in fact turns out to be
Dragos & # 39; number one girl… you see, Dragos, while married with children,
shares his home with any number of women who boyfriends for success,
the sole condition that they be allowed SNOg them every time
feels like him (apparently, Dragos and his wife have an understanding).
Anyway, as "competition" begins, we are treated to some really rotten
synchronizing the lips of different contestants (who here is the tip, when false
sing, actually hold the microphone to his gob rather than shake,
… some might seem that way to viewers more moronic words
comes from the tape are actually comes from the mouth), followed by
swimsuit competition held at Dragos' new nightclub (of Nigeria
contestant sure sports a pile of trash in his trunk). After a couple
really bad, horrible smell up the whole rap acts, the contestants and judges
start dancing, allowing Joey to grind Tatiana front of
Dragos that at the meeting for hearing , To which he reacts kicked out
the public, except the doors and turning the place into a
Ultimate Fighting Championship sand, as Joey now must fight not only a series
Dragos 'muscle bound bodyguard, but finally Dragos himself in a
all or nothing scenario. If Joey wins (no one wins with this movie, especially not
viewers) that gives out with the girl, and
if he loses, well, let's just say that is the end of his allegedly promising < br> career (along with his life)… oh, did I mention all this is
televised around the world?
wanted to like this film (I like Vinnie Jones), I really did, but
is so damned disappointing. If you're coming into this
looking for some kind of action, I would suggest skipping the first hour
all together, since it is only an excessively long leave, and painful to establish the great struggle
in the final sequence. Even when the action of cutting,
is really not worth considering how poorly executed and shot.
I did learn a few things while watching this film, though…
1. Internationally televised beauty sponsored by gangsters are more likely
is fixed. 2. London is the capital of style in the world. 3.
One way to deal with being in love with a woman you can not have it fazer with two women simultaneously sleazy. 4. If you are a beauty pageant contestant
which is also owned by the guy running the show, not
sing a song about being in love with someone else and making cow eyes to that person in
exercise, as it tends to disrupt their reality
sugar daddy.
There are several things wrong with this movie, the main elements
being rotten script, predictable story, and simplistic
direction. The act of bad quality to what was long, but I attribute that more to the three
, the above factors that performers
. I really do not care for the main character, as he seemed
a real sleaze, only interested in scoring with girls. At one point
said that being in love, but then we see him doing the scene
with two women at the same time looking at the headshot of women
is supposedly in love, as if they were say "Yes, I am doing
with two girls, but I am really thinking of you", which goes something like
repulsive. To make matters worse, the guy was a real idiot, putting moves
a woman had told on numerous occasions for his gangster friend
to stay clear, with the threat of serious bodily harm implied. The
dialogue is incredibly insipid, often trying to sound cool and all those
but not miserable, that really drag that first hour becomes a real
painfest. This is not helped by management, as the film is populated with
flashbacks, memories, unstable, close shots, and
a lot of slow-moving sequences and establishing shots (we receive,
The story takes place in London with cockney accents and all the visual
Big Ben… simply travelling and fittings). This
seemed that the director tried to incorporate a "Arty" feel
using tricks that perhaps had seen others employ only here, is obvious and
serve only to disrupt the mainstream. The big fight sequences
last fifteen minutes was not all that exciting, especially taking into account a
Joey would have shown through the various thugs in
To reach the great confrontation with Dragos. As far as Pat Morita,
not know what his purpose was in the movie, except for
collect a check and give his name to the production, as his character was fairly insignificant for
history. In total there were fewer than in this film as an extra
, or is a glutton for punishment film, I can not really see anyone leave
their view this ruling as it was virtually the same
Fun as stepping on a nail clipping embedded in the carpeting in
middle of the night on his way to revive yourself.
Cookieman108
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