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(action, comedy, horror, sci-fi, thriller)
After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. It's two great snakes that snake great together!
actors:
| David Hewlett | as Emmett |
| Jaime Bergman | as Monica |
| Kirk B.R. Woller | as Agent Sharpe |
| Adam Kendrick | as Broddick |
| Angel Boris | as Eve |
| Marianne Stanicheva | as Agent Koznetova |
| Griff Furst | as James |
| Ivo Naidenov | as Littlefield |
| George R. Sheffey | as Danner |
| Atanas Srebrev | as Foley |
| Harry Anichkin | as Tex |
| Jeff Rank | as Kent Humphries |
| Assen Blatechki | as Ramon |
| Velizar Binev | as Louis |
| Jonas Talkington | as Deputy |
David Flores
rating:2.90
A few things I learned from Boa vs. Python:
1. Upon arriving at his wife naked right off the top (and what a good film maker
not) ... make sure the dish and scrub with soap
plain orange like a sponge as sexy as is humanly possible.
2. To show the tension in the woods when a big scene, which is not seen predator
disrupt the local animal life: Go to your local pet store and madness
budgies at the sound of squawking. This really leaves
the effect that something is not right in them woods! In addition, most outside Woods
Philly is crawling with budgies. Or Pittsburgh? Well ...
if Pittsburgh was ... my mistake. These woods are rampant with pets.
2 bis. Garter Snakes rechinan when you dish 'em around. Bet you did not know
that everything that Animal Planet loving people, do! Do not let small
things like facts get in the way of action.
2c. People who work with dolphins, spending time with dolphins, everything that
Jazz ... you know ... Animals ... the first thing I will
when they encounter a snake in a glass tank is, quite obviously,
start rapping in the glass. Things you hear about "never call the
glass" when you're a pet stores and zoos ... Otherwise, we are doing that
top. Never startled or deafens animals. That's why people in
films that are supposed to be in the field of zoology do. They know that
name is a golden rule. And it's a good set-up a damned
fun of the joke.
3. Even multi-millionaires who ridiculously hunting large animals
sport has its problems. For example: When
said transporting large animals, rent a truck to do it in. Because when you have your own jet
(with a bathtub!) Probably do not own trucks. Make sure you get the
modified truck with ridiculously large animal transport
container.
3 bis. When the animal escapes ridiculously large (and how could
not?) Show the human side of his millionaire
by having a customer service representative of the transport company called Al millionaire
to inform him of the problem. When her millionaire demand answers, are CSR
tell you that she will have to obtain your supervisor. Hey ...
world-when you're traveling on your own jet, you do make all these arrangements
your local rental truck dealer.
4. Contact with the emotional back-stories for lines
effect of: "Gee, to try to find a cure for snake venom ...
you must have some incredible psychological reason to do that! "Actually, the
public thanks for jump directly to the exhibition.
5. No matter that the two "boys" are doing in a car
see as a mother and her son making out in a car. No one will notice!
They are just snake fodder anyway! Gee ... there must be some Freudian
deep seated reason ... Cue exposure.
6. Saving money on CGI. All you have to do is "suggest" that a large
snake is roaming around villages feet show "react" to it.
So what if sometimes you show a scene where a snake should be
and it is not. While the agents have to act as one is there, the public
fill in the blank.
7. People do not need to see some of the actors faces. Especially when they're
minor characters ... as second in command of an elite group of FBI agents
. Minor character ... handful of lines ... have their hand
Far from the camera. Thus really connect! And that saves time
with ADR.
8. Always ... Always ... end of his movie in a subway station. Even if
have to jump directly from a rave and with some kind of magic to
station ... Always end there ...
9. Be sure to install for the sequel! Do not be too obvious. Make sure
We give particular fantasy, anti-snake clothes! Three
seems cool.
10. On the cover of the DVD ... Always, always and I mean ...
showed a helicopter firing missiles at two large, the fight against snakes.
Not matter if your movie has nothing like that in that country. The coverage
Citizen Kane shows a guy making a speech or something ...
and I am quite sure that is not there ... Oh, wait ... is it? F @ CK!
So ... All in all ... I recommend actually see this movie. In
right of establishment, you laugh your ass sore. Just note that if
this was supposed to be a comedy ... or whether in fact all fixed
things I mentioned above ... this would be just another giant, steaming pile of crap
boring.
This film is a great movie if your friends with your
and are looking for a good movie to laugh at, but if you one of those people who do not
sense of humor to act bad, bad special effects, and major holes in the plot
then probably hate this movie and like nudity scene in
3.
Me and my friends were looking for a good movie to see at first I thought it would be
we watch a movie as the real Friday night lights or man
fire, but then we saw some films really concerned and thought that
be much better. We have reduced the time to Frankenfish, Monster
The man, and Boa vs. Python. We went with Boa vs. Python
we were not disappointed.
This film is basically about a rich kid who has nothing better than fazer giant to hunt animals. The plane has a giant python and most
monster movies beyond the snake. The rich man and his posse of
hunters must hunt the snake to private property, while now the government
catches wind of their snake problems and tries to kill him with their own
equally large snake (the boa called Betty). That when I will let you
to rent or buy this film.
I do not know if the director tried to make a real monster movie or B
only the comedy is surprising, because in some action scenes were
form on the top and unrealistic. As in the beginning with the
Dolphin lady and marine mullet man, or most of scenes as well as Roddick
his escape from the military base and his flamethrower with the scene
pure.
hence, this would be a good movie to see with your friends, but only if its
watching at home alone I do not think you
capture the true beauty of this movie
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