Download Whole Ten Yards, The
(comedy, crime, thriller)
Thanks to falsified dental records supplied by his former neighbor Nicholas Oz Oseransky, retired hitman Jimmy The Tulip Tudeski now spends his days compulsively cleaning his house and perfecting his culinary skills with his wife, Jill, a purported assassin who has yet to pull off a clean hit. Suddenly, an uninvited and unwelcome connection to their past unexpectedly shows up on Jimmy and Jill's doorstep: it's Oz, and he's begging them to help him rescue his wife from the Hungarian mob. To complicate matters even further, the men, who are out to get Oz, are led by Lazlo Gogolak, a childhood rival of Jimmy's and another notorious hitman. Oz, Jimmy and Jill will have to go the whole nine yards—and then some—to manage the mounting Mafioso mayhem.
actors:
| Bruce Willis | as Jimmy |
| Matthew Perry | as Oz |
| Amanda Peet | as Jill |
| Kevin Pollak | as Lazlo |
| Natasha Henstridge | as Cynthia |
| Frank Collison | as Strabo |
| Johnny Messner | as Zevo |
| Silas Weir Mitchell | as Yermo |
| Tasha Smith | as Julie |
| Elisa Gallay | as Anya |
| Tallulah Belle Willis | as Buttercup Scout |
| Johnny Williams | as Vito |
| George Zapata | as Guy in Trunk #1 |
| Carlo Zapata | as Guy in Trunk #2 |
| McNally Sagal | as Maitre D' |
Howard Deutch
rating:4.90
I heard someone say it's really hard to get your script to be accepted into a film. But seriously, how hard can it be after seeing this piece of garbage? A team of monkeys, all with brain damage, could write a better movie, while throwing feces at each other. The prequel of this "movie" is actually entertaining. So what's the difference between the Whole and the Whole Nine Yards Ten meters? So take all the fun stuff first, then stack them and set them on fire. Throw in some money by desperate people with no idea, given terrible lines, and whatever you do, do not act. Then throw everything in a movie together and then you have the worst film I've seen since I saw Catwoman. Why Bruce Willis and the rest of the cast really thought this was a good idea is beyond me. It is so incredibly bad that it is not even stupidly funny. It's just your typical warm pile of dung. The only difference between the manure and this film is the lack of flies around the movie. I would rate this film 0 / 10 or perhaps give less points, but I can not do that. So give him the weakest 1 / 10 in the world.
Download Whole Ten Yards, The
See also: Comedy: Grow Your Own
See also: Bruce Willis in Twelve Monkeys
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