Download Blood Car
(comedy, horror)
In the near future, gas prices are at an astronomical high. One man is determined to find an alternate fuel source. That alternate fuel source turns out to be blood...HUMAN BLOOD.
actors:
| Mike Brune | as Archie Andrews |
| Anna Chlumsky | as Lorraine |
| Katie Rowlett | as Denise |
| Matt Hutchinson | as Donald Watkins |
| Marla Malcolm | as Hitchhiker |
| Mr. Malt | as Car Jacker |
| Matthew Stanton | as Shot Agent |
| Bill Szymanski | as Vietnam Vetran |
| Hawmi Guillebeaux | as Whiny Agent |
| Vince Canlas | as Agent Shim |
| Zachary Flash | as Archie's Student |
| Jonathan Michael Green | as Axed Agent |
| John Grubb | as Agent |
| Tony Holley | as Biker |
| Neil Huber | as Shooter Agent |
Alex Orr
rating:5.90
After seeing this film, I think it is more like a comedy
of a horror movie. Although the scenes are not always logical
and here and there, the plot is a bit strange, that keeps you watching
until the end. The intriguing question is, how far you go,
to keep your car running? How much is paid? Even paying in blood?
Although it is ridiculous and will never work in this film
the car actually runs in the blood. And although one can buy gas in this movie, although
at astronomical prices, no one can see driving a car.
Them are still there, but nobody drives them. Not even the very rich
probably. There is only one car running here, and has an appetite.
To appreciate this movie, turn off your brain and enjoy it. I did.
Do not try to use logic, because there is none. Although the order is
pretty hard, the message is clear, we are going to extremes to keep our economy running at
wanted maximum speed, and the same is true of our cars
of course ...
Sick in the head, lack of mouth, crude humor comedy satire on the obsession
fuel on a quiet, scrawny, geeky vegan kindergarten
school teacher, Archie Andrews (Mike Brune), who discovers by
accident that its wheat-grass engine, in fact, works in the blood. Through trial and error,
Archie creates a fan of metal that provides helicopter in the trunk for
animal with a long plastic tube that feeds blood to the engine, but .. Archie
before people believe your car engine run longer. What motivates
Archie ultimately, to commit such atrocities as
dumping the bodies of an elderly woman dead neighbor, veterinarian with the war ends of plastic (..
he really hits the poor guy on the trunk with its own plastic leg), a brain-dead
sparkling hot blonde (.. that goads his trunk
by proclaiming that the pups are back there), and the black gangster (.. and a station Gasoline
owner who wants to know why the black gangster Archie
was in the trunk) in your body Smashed trunk is the fact that profanity and Rubia
Meat Stand operator (!) Denise (Katie Rowlett) carry out all types of sexual acts
only to have the pleasure of riding in a car (.. she has a superiority complex
derived from the idea that those who ride in cars are simply
better than those who can not afford).
The relationship between Archie and Denise is a tool for an endless parade of homosexuals
gags .. you'll find as you watch it. Lorraine (Anna Chlumsky .. cutie,
of "My Girl" fame who is so short and Nerdy, but so damn nice), the operator
Alcohol Stand (!) Bring a torch, even for the Archie
create perverse artistic representations between them. However, most of the film
Archie escape endless threats by the government suits who wish
commander of the vehicle so that the blood of your car can be studied and
for mass production Gas Market runs from 33 dollars a gallon
(.. this comedy is slightly squished together in the future). Most of the comedy is dead
bread using skinny, weak Archie, who bore his poor
tears students to read novels that do not mean anything to turn
young ears, as this ship the parody .. it is often "exhibited" in various sexual
with Denise scenarios that may be "more" that it appears
(hint: during their first sexual confrontation, which has lead
your own shirt in the face). Chlumsky, who is not on
many films since childhood, is simply takes
this adorable still rampant sexual desire of Archie that culminates in a less than enthusiastic
(.. for it, but Archie, no)
sexual episode in her bed (.. not elaborate, sorry for those who are curious about
Chlumsky what might seem simple). It also executes a series of gags
Gore-concern of the government agents who always seem to lack even
Archie, either capture or his car, often end up as fuel.
For the most part, this movie is not easy for the victim, because most of the
"funny" jokes and jokes are not really in bad taste. For example,
what the government agents with all those who know Archie, so
can erase their existence. SPOILER Or, the final gag where Archie,
now perhaps the U.S. President, holding a baby, doing something
with the newborn so that the good ole America could still running cars.
While the dialogue is not always tickles the funny bone, there are quite outrageous moments
Grue and splashing blood, along with the
equal dose of bad gags to keep the interest. However, this
undoubtedly ruffle a few feathers.
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See also: Comedy: Cottage, The
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Download mp3 tracks:
1. The Dwarves - Blood Guts and Pussy - Back Seat of My Car
2. The Tiger Lillies - Bad Blood Blasphemy - Car Crash
3. Until The End - Blood In Ink - Driving This Car Head First Into A Wall
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