Mortuary

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(horror, mystery, thriller)
Download Movie MortuaryDeerhaven has been burdened by disappearances for more than two decades and local officials have come up empty as no trace of the missing have ever been found. An eccentric psychiatrist with questionable credentials comes to town implicating the local mortician, Henry Parks. Claiming to be Henry's former doctor from a facility where Henry had been institutionalized, Dr. Gronig suggests that the mortician may not have been suitable for release and may be using his father's parlor as a cover for deeper, darker things. During the same week four young college students plan for the local Friday night bash, but Monte has bigger plans for them. He wants to do something different and takes them from party to the local mortuary for a kinky midnight treat. The problem is that some of the doctor's implications may have been true and for Monte, Sky, Tina and Tony, this will be a night they will never forget. That is if they survive.

actors:

Dan Byrd as Jonathan Doyle
Stephanie Patton as Jamie Doyle
Tarah Paige as Sara
Price Carson as B. Fowler
Greg Travis as Eliot Cook
directors:
Tobe Hooper
rating:7.00


A single mother with a teenage son and daughter a child moves to a small
City and buy the local Mortuary to start a new life. As can be
We hope there is an urban legend about the house and its former
Inhabitants. Therefore, it is inevitable that adolescents are local
there to impress their girlfriends and do silly things ...

Shortly after the family moved there on 'horror' begins as recently
Deaths are beginning to pose as zombies. Then there is a lot of
Gritando. And many of round. And a lot of bad performance. As
Just as a great horror film of cliches and bad jokes. Unfortunately, there is a zero
scenes of fear, moments surprising zero and zero original ideas in this
Movies.

I expected much better from Tobe Hooper, but that is what I got.
Most avid horror fans no longer consider Tobe Hooper to be an outstanding
Director of gender while I, naive dork, I keep looking
interest each new project has its name to be assigned.
After all, he will always remain the creator of "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"
And most recently, "The Toolbox killings", proved to be a
And the little film fear. Few things can be said about
"Mortuorios," however, and that certainly does not appear to be a film made by
anyone with more than 30 years experience in the field of cinema horror.
The argument is absurd and drowning in cliches, the dialogues are terrible,
Acting performances disastrous and bloody moments (even
Many, of course) look even cheesier than the zero budget -80 's
Slashers. And then follows the old school embalming sequences look
Shining compared to the CGI frankly horrifying effect that are used
Near the end of the film. Add to all this a total lack of tension, or
Funny naked and distract ourselves we have one of the worst
horror movies of the year 2005. "Mortuorios" has no meaning since Prime
second and since gradually worsens with each plot twist
Or that the new character is introduced. A young widow
Godforsaken dragging her two children into a village in which it hopes to have a new beginning
… As local mortician! Well, here we have a woman who clearly never
worked with corpses before in their lives and living in a slum
Mystery surrounded by tombstones are supposed to help get more of their children
trauma losing his father? The Mortuary has a dubious history,
course, and strange fungus growing in all the holes on the walls,
convert a lot of teenagers in insufferable slavering zombies. We
never have an adequate explanation about the fungus or its exact origin
Relationship with deformed ghoul who lives in the tomb of the Fowler family.
Perhaps it is better this way, because I am sure that any form of explanation only
would have made the film even more stupid. This is just a bad movie
Irremediablemente, insult the intelligence of even the most
Shortly horror audiences. Avoid at all costs!


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See also: Horror: Cursed

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