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(action, horror, mystery, thriller)
This film is a prequel to all of the The House of the Dead video games. Set on an island off the coast, a techno rave party attracts a diverse group of college coeds and a Coast Guard officer. Soon, they discover that their X-laced escapades are to be interrupted by zombies and monsters that attack them on the ground, from the air, and in the sea, ruled by an evil entity in the House of the Dead...
actors:
| Jonathan Cherry | as Rudy |
| Tyron Leitso | as Simon |
| Clint Howard | as Salish |
| Ona Grauer | as Alicia |
| Ellie Cornell | as Jordan Casper |
| Will Sanderson | as Greg |
| Enuka Okuma | as Karma |
| Kira Clavell | as Liberty |
| Sonya Salomaa | as Cynthia |
| Michael Eklund | as Hugh |
| David Palffy | as Castillo |
| J??rgen Prochnow | as Capt. Victor Kirk |
| Steve Byers | as Matt |
| Erica Durance | as Johanna |
| Birgit Stein | as Lena |
Uwe Boll
rating:2.00
There are people out there that anything green!
That is the only explanation that I can offer as to why the House of the Dead movie exists. And
That fear is only part of the entire film. It is so bad you go off
Movies
Forever. Really wanted to disable this and turn the TV along the
paint drying channel, but I was bound by my word to suffer the whole thing. I
I do not know why I do these bad things to myself.
As if it is, here is the basic jist of the story. " A group of
Twenty-somethings are so desperate to leave to any island in the Pacific Northwest
(Canada now, because it is cheap) for "Rave
of the Century" (consisting of approximately 8 people and a-raving music)
some craggy old fisherman Paying $ 1000 to take him after they lost the
Chief ferry. That has to be some rave that uses everything the mass! The Fisherman
warns that the island is also known as the Island of the Dead
(Cuelgan that I thought it was CASA of the Dead?) And they are all
Convicted < br> Yadda yadda yadda.
First failures here. Why a small rave (century my foot!)
Be Held in some remote islands? Why would anyone pay a lot of money
get? Why pay more for the craggy old fisherman to take back
When
That could only come back with the other?
Once they arrive they discover that the rave (consisting of approximately 2
Tents, a small stage and a port-a-john) has been shattered, blood
everywhere and nobody around. What would be the rational thinking of any person
? Running for his life, of course. But no, these no idea, obviously blind
People who decide to go to find them. Soon they discover an ancient
Destartalado the house 50 times bigger on the inside as it is in the
Outside. Another half-hour trip in the woods around follows, as
An Excuse to kill some of the minor characters, and after much tedium
return to the house again . The characters, like the movie, go
Nothing.
Jammed in this horrible disaster is a glut of gobbledegook
Dialogue,
Odiosos acting, mumbo-jumbo exposure and zillions of clips from the
Once-popular arcade game of the same name. Why this was universally accepted
As a good idea with the filmmakers never know. Clips
have no reference to any of the scenes, and only further degrade this garbage,
If it is at all possible.
It has nothing to do with the game except for some cheap, and throw online
end. Resident Evil Hare cinematic look glory. Hell, even the
Double Dragon movie seems worthy of multiple Oscar compared to this garbage.
Single that comes from this with his dignity intact is still
Jurgen Prochnow. He could have just taken their money and ran, but he tries his best
the terrible script and bring a bit of pathos to his character.
Rest of the cast suck I fear. The characters are idiots and deserve
Dying.
Plus, if trimming the oath of meaning and nudity, I see no reason
Why
This film could not be shown on television on Saturday mornings. It is not alarming in
minor. Pirates of the Caribbean is more frightening that the skeleton
Bad Guys in this film. And where did all the bad guys come from anyway?
There were only a few people on the island to begin with. I suppose this justifies
The reason they chose to reuse the images over and over again. I kid not, you
See the same zombie death a dozen times.
Who is ultimately to blame for the scandalous waste of celluloid? None
Other
director Uwe Boll. His control over the film is non-existent. You can
See clearly the players have no idea what to do and that the
Zombies are not really taking everything seriously. The actors seem as
are
Reading outside cards signal, as it constantly break in the middle of long
and carried out the sentences to talk as soon as see the next card. All
It feels very unnatural.
Plus the film is like a shot of two mini-series. In fact, I have seen
Best
television productions. And I started in publishing. The film is a
Balbuceo inconsistent with thousands and thousands of shots and sense
Tens of sense camera pans. No real skills or talents
This was done at all. It really baffles the mind boggles and how this film
Unfathomably wrong to collect and George A. Romero could not even get anyone
take your calls. House of the Dead makes reference to some idiot Romero
A vague attempt to be "post-modern", but it just irritates that, in his view
THIS is in the same league as a REAL zombie movie.
Why it's worth, the image looks great 1.85:1 anamórfico and
Dolby 5.1 soundtrack is clean, but very little and only serves to pronounce
Largely over-used ADR further. The DVD comes with extras, but why
Torture yourself. Is not this revision warning enough? Stay away! You all
Sentenced you say! Convicted! Convicted!
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1. Splatterhouse - The House That Dead Built
2. Triac - Dead House Dreaming
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4. Buckcherry - House Of Blues (Live) - Dead Again
5. Dead Or Alive - Evolution: The Hits - Something In My House
6. Dead Or Alive - Nude - Get Out Of My House
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